Creepy Marie Kondo’s Secret To ‘Tidying Up’ Losers In Your Business

Ever heard of Marie Kondo’s Tidying Up series on Netflix?


I’m not going to talk about that. Lol! 😂

Because I actually saw a parody of it where the spoof Marie Condo’s goal is not to tidy up your things, but to tidy up people in your life.

Sounds more interesting, eh?

Anyway, here’s how it goes:

There’s this guy who asked Marie Condo’s help to tidy up his office. However, instead of working on his messy files and table, Condo ‘cleaned up’ the toxic people in this guy’s life.

Yeah. She killed them. Condo killed the guy’s boss, his officemates, and everyone who doesn’t spark joy in his life.

Finally, the guy had enough and said, “Stop! It’s my fault. I don’t want to tidy up my office anymore.”

Then the creepy Condo replied, “So you don’t spark joy to yourself?”


It’s a kinda sick parody right?

But TBH, I think that’s exactly what you need to do to some people in your email list.

No, don’t kill them. Silly!

But get rid of them as fast as you can.

Here’s a short list of people you need to ‘let go’ from your email list:

 The pesky Freeloaders

 The annoying Freebie-seekers

 Those who don’t like receiving emails from you

 Those who don’t like to receive any emails with a sales pitch

 The snowflakes who are easily offended by everything you say

 And a lot more!

Trust me, you don’t want anything to do with these people.

So get rid of them.

Send more emails and sell in every email — exactly what they don’t want you doing.

And watch in triumph as these people crawl back to their hole — never to disturb you again.

Congratulations! You just ‘Marie Kondo’ them! 😅


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